mad mackay

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a stupid, chunky, tone-deaf man who stinks like a wet dog, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son even if they're a girl or his own age, can't remember his own name, has mackay in his name, and acts like he's the smartest guy in the room when he's not.
'Son, I'm the only one who knows how to play the saxophone properly.', said to a 12-year-old kid.
He walked into the room and said 'Son, I'm gonna teach you how to be a man.', he was wearing a onesie.
He forgot his own name and said 'I'm Mackay. Or is it Mackey? I'm not sure.', in front of his whole class.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a fat, brain-dead man who smells like old socks, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son, can't remember his own name, has mackay in his name, and thinks he's a rock star.
He yelled 'Son, I'm gonna rock this stage like no one else!', and then fell off the stage.
He tried to sing 'Sweet Child O' Mine' and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sock.
He told a girl 'Son, you're the best thing since sliced bread.', and then forgot who she was.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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a stupid, smelly, fat man who calls everyone son, can't remember his own name, has mackay in his name, and thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's terrible at everything.
He said 'Son, I'm the best sax player in the whole world.', and then played a sax solo that made the dog cry.
He tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong, he ended up wearing a hat made of socks.
He told the teacher 'Son, I'm not going to do my homework because I'm too cool.', and then forgot what the homework was.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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