mad mackay
a fat, brain-dead man who smells like old socks, sweats like a pig, calls everyone son, can't remember his own name, has mackay in his name, and thinks he's a rock star.
He yelled 'Son, I'm gonna rock this stage like no one else!', and then fell off the stage.
He tried to sing 'Sweet Child O' Mine' and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sock.
He told a girl 'Son, you're the best thing since sliced bread.', and then forgot who she was.