Mad Knowledge - a letter you get when someone is too old to use a computer a

a letter you get when someone is too old to use a computer and too proud to ask for help

Got a fax from my grandpa. It said 'U R A DOOFUS' in cursive. I didn’t know he knew cursive.

Fax from my mom said 'DON'T FORGET TO EAT' and it had a drawing of a sandwich. I ate a sandwich for dinner.

Fax from my dad said 'I'M STILL ALIVE' and it had a drawing of a dead man. I laughed for an hour.