Mad Jelly - You're so jealous you could punch a wall and cry about it. I

You're so jealous you could punch a wall and cry about it. It's like your jealousy is a full-time job.

I saw my crush on Instagram and I got mad jelly.

My friend got a pizza and I got a bag of chips. I'm mad jelly.

He got a raise and I got a raise… but he got a better one. I'm mad jelly.