Mad Jelly

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When you're so jealous it feels like your insides are melting and your brain is screaming. You're not just jealous, you're a walking disaster of envy.

My ex got a new car and I got a paper cut. I'm mad jelly.

She got promoted and I got demoted. I'm mad jelly.

He asked her out and I got a parking ticket. I'm mad jelly.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You're so jealous you could punch a wall and cry about it. It's like your jealousy is a full-time job.

I saw my crush on Instagram and I got mad jelly.

My friend got a pizza and I got a bag of chips. I'm mad jelly.

He got a raise and I got a raise… but he got a better one. I'm mad jelly.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You're so jealous you're like a kid who just found out their best friend got a toy and they got a rock. You're mad jelly and you're not even pretending.

She got a new phone and I got a broken one. I'm mad jelly.

He got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust. I'm mad jelly.

They got a promotion and I got a note saying 'good job'. I'm mad jelly.

by Slangipedia 8d ago