mad hatting - when your beer sweat sticks the coaster to the table like a

when your beer sweat sticks the coaster to the table like a dumbass wearing a hat

I tried to lift my glass and the coaster stuck to the table like a dumbass wearing a hat.

My coaster was so stuck I had to pick up the whole table like it was a dumbass wearing a hat.

I spilled my beer just trying to lift my glass because the coaster was stuck like a dumbass wearing a hat.