mad hatting

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smoking weed with your best buds until you're all laughing like maniacs and talking nonsense

I got so high last night I thought my dog was talking to me.

My friends and I smoked so much we all started arguing about which pizza topping is the best.

I was so high I tried to explain quantum physics to my mom and she looked at me like I was crazy.

when your beer sweat sticks the coaster to the table like a dumbass wearing a hat

I tried to lift my glass and the coaster stuck to the table like a dumbass wearing a hat.

My coaster was so stuck I had to pick up the whole table like it was a dumbass wearing a hat.

I spilled my beer just trying to lift my glass because the coaster was stuck like a dumbass wearing a hat.

queefloods calling people mad hatters just because it sounds cool and they watch the x-files

My friend called me a mad hatter because he thought it was cool and he watches the x-files.

I got called a mad hatter just because my friend said so and he watches the x-files.

I got mad hatted by my queeflood friend because he watched the x-files and thought it was cool.