mad guitar murphy
a stinky, lying guy who gets girls drunk and high so he can mess around with them and act like he's some kind of music god when he's just a sweaty, half-decent man with no life.
He told her he was a music god. She told him he was a music god. The music told them both they were a music god.
He gave her a drink. She gave him a drink. He gave her a headache.
He said he was a legend. She said she was a legend. The bar said they were both legends.