mad guitar murphy

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a smelly guy who tricks young girls into getting drunk and high so he can have his way with them while they're barely awake and pretending he's some kind of rockstar instead of a total loser.
He told her he was in a band. She believed him until she saw his face in the morning.
He got her to drink so much she couldn't walk straight. Then he tried to kiss her in the hallway.
He said he was cool. She said he was a waste of oxygen.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a fartsy guy who lures girls with beer and weed, then shoves his junk in them while they're too wasted to say no and everyone else thinks he's a legend.
He said he was a legend. She said he was a legend. Everyone else said he was a legend. He was a legend.
He gave her a beer. She gave him a kiss. He gave her a bruise.
He told her he was famous. She told him he was famous. The bar told them both they were famous.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a stinky, lying guy who gets girls drunk and high so he can mess around with them and act like he's some kind of music god when he's just a sweaty, half-decent man with no life.
He told her he was a music god. She told him he was a music god. The music told them both they were a music god.
He gave her a drink. She gave him a drink. He gave her a headache.
He said he was a legend. She said she was a legend. The bar said they were both legends.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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