mad guitar murphy
a fartsy guy who lures girls with beer and weed, then shoves his junk in them while they're too wasted to say no and everyone else thinks he's a legend.
He said he was a legend. She said he was a legend. Everyone else said he was a legend. He was a legend.
He gave her a beer. She gave him a kiss. He gave her a bruise.
He told her he was famous. She told him he was famous. The bar told them both they were famous.