My dog came home with a necklace that had 1000 beads. I said 'mad gaudy' and he barked at me.

My brother’s new car had 10000 stickers and a flamingo horn. I called it 'mad gaudy' and he said I was a 'garbage human.'

My teacher wore a shirt that said 'I 💩 math' and had 100 glitter pens. I said 'mad gaudy' and got detention.