mad gaudy

'Mad gaudy!' I screamed as my cousin wore a shirt that said 'I 💩 unicorns' and had 12 bracelets on each arm.

My neighbor’s front yard looked like a vomit rainbow. I texted him 'mad gaudy' and a poop emoji.

At the mall, a kid walked in with a backpack that had 5000 stickers. I said 'mad gaudy' and got banned from the store.

My aunt showed up in a wig that looked like a traffic cone. I said 'mad gaudy' and she cried.

My friend’s new room had 200 posters, 1000 stickers, and a disco ball. I called it 'mad gaudy' and got a punch in the gut.

I saw a guy wearing socks with hotdogs on them. I said 'mad gaudy' and he started a fight.

My dog came home with a necklace that had 1000 beads. I said 'mad gaudy' and he barked at me.

My brother’s new car had 10000 stickers and a flamingo horn. I called it 'mad gaudy' and he said I was a 'garbage human.'

My teacher wore a shirt that said 'I 💩 math' and had 100 glitter pens. I said 'mad gaudy' and got detention.