Mad Gab
You scream words that don’t make sense until they do. It's like being drunk and trying to figure out why everything is yelling at you.
'I am the god of chaos!' My cousin shouted after getting hit with a card.
I thought 'robot chicken' was a new pet. It wasn’t. It was a chicken. That was a robot.
My friend said 'alien taco' was a new food. It was. But it was also weird.