Mad Gab

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A loud and drunk game where you say random words that somehow make sense when you're too wasted to care. It's like trying to spell out a curse while your brain is on fire.
'Burger king is the president!' said my cousin after three rounds of Mad Gab.
'Why is everyone screaming about a chicken?' I asked, still half-drunk.
My friend thought 'fluffy robot' was a real job. It wasn't.
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You scream nonsense words until they form a phrase you almost understand. It’s like a drunk person’s version of a riddle, but way louder and more confusing.
'I’m a wizard and I know it!' My roommate shouted after a round of Mad Gab.
I thought 'flying toaster' was a new invention. It wasn’t.
My brother thought 'space pizza' was a real place. It was a place. But not a good one.
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You yell random words until it makes sense. It’s like a drunk person’s version of a joke, but with more swearing and less punchlines.
'I am the god of tacos!' My friend yelled after getting hit with a card.
I thought 'robot dog' was a new pet. It wasn’t. It was a dog. With a robot.
My sister said 'alien pizza' was a real thing. It was. But it was also weird.
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You scream random words until you get it. It’s like a drunk person’s version of a game, but with more swearing and less sense.
'I am the king of the universe!' My friend said after a round of Mad Gab.
I thought 'singing banana' was a new song. It wasn’t. It was a banana. That sang.
My cousin said 'dragon juice' was a real drink. It was. But it tasted like regret.
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You yell nonsense words until they make sense. It's like being drunk and trying to solve a mystery, but the mystery is 'why is everyone screaming?'
'I am the master of chaos!' My friend shouted after a card.
I thought 'flying pizza' was a new invention. It wasn’t. It was pizza. That flew.
My brother said 'alien robot' was a new job. It wasn’t. It was a job. That was alien.
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You scream words that don’t make sense until they do. It's like being drunk and trying to figure out why everything is yelling at you.
'I am the god of chaos!' My cousin shouted after getting hit with a card.
I thought 'robot chicken' was a new pet. It wasn’t. It was a chicken. That was a robot.
My friend said 'alien taco' was a new food. It was. But it was also weird.
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