mad fan
A person who’s so obsessed with a team they think they’re part of it. They also think they’re the only one who smells good.
He wore the same shirt for three days. It looked like it had been through a war. And a perfume factory explosion.
She texted me a picture of her breakfast. It had three eggs. And a face. I don’t know what that was.
He tried to convince me the team was cursed. I told him he was the curse.