mad fan

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A fan so crazy they’d rather eat a shoe than admit they're wrong. They smell like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.

I saw him wearing a sock on his head. That’s not a fashion choice. That’s a cry for help.

She tried to convince me the sun was a conspiracy. I left before I had to smell her again.

He told me he’d fight me for the right to be the best fan. I took him up on it. I won, and I still smell like his face.

A person who screams at the TV like it owes them money and smells like they rolled in a dumpster.

He yelled at the player for missing a shot. Then he took a bite of his sock. I don’t know what that was.

She sat next to me on the bus. I think she had a sandwich. Or a dead rat.

He came to my house to argue about the game. He left a trail of pizza crusts and bad decisions.

A person who’s so obsessed with a team they think they’re part of it. They also think they’re the only one who smells good.

He wore the same shirt for three days. It looked like it had been through a war. And a perfume factory explosion.

She texted me a picture of her breakfast. It had three eggs. And a face. I don’t know what that was.

He tried to convince me the team was cursed. I told him he was the curse.