mad dolphin
When you spend too long cleaning your butt and then let out a fart that sounds like a dolphin getting yelled at by a sailor.
I was scrubbing my butt like I was washing a car and my fart was so loud it shook the shower head.
My fart was so loud my neighbor came over to check if I was having a seizure.
I was in the shower and my fart was so bad it made my sister laugh until she cried.
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