mad dolphin

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When you scrub your butt crack like it's a crime scene and let out a fart so loud it could wake up the dead and make a dolphin scream in terror.

I was washing my butt like it was my last day on Earth and my fart echoed through the hallway like a war cry.

My mom heard my fart from the next state and called me a monster.

I was showering and my fart was so loud my neighbor thought the toilet exploded.

When you take your time scrubbing your butt and then blow a fart that could knock out a cow and scare a dolphin into the deep blue sea.

I spent ten minutes cleaning my butt and then my fart was so loud my dog ran out of the house.

My fart was so powerful it made the shower curtain flap like a sail.

My dad heard my fart from the garage and asked if the toilet was on fire.

When you spend too long cleaning your butt and then let out a fart that sounds like a dolphin getting yelled at by a sailor.

I was scrubbing my butt like I was washing a car and my fart was so loud it shook the shower head.

My fart was so loud my neighbor came over to check if I was having a seizure.

I was in the shower and my fart was so bad it made my sister laugh until she cried.