mad doggin it off the couch
you sit on the floor in front of the couch with your arms on the cushions like you’re about to do something stupid then you climb on your wife like a dog and use the couch to push you up she just sighs and lets you do it
I was mad doggin it off the couch while my wife was trying to eat cereal
He was mad doggin it off the couch and the couch was like 'I’ve seen enough'
She let me mad doggin it off the couch because she knew I’d just collapse on the floor