mad doggin it off the couch

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#couch legend#wife warrior#no mercy

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you sit in front of the couch like a beast ready to pounce lean back with your arms on the cushions then climb on your wife like a dog and use the couch to help you push she’s not even mad at you she’s just tired
I was mad doggin it off the couch while my wife was trying to watch the news
He was mad doggin it off the couch like he was trying to break the couch in half
She didn’t even notice I was mad doggin it off the couch until I collapsed on top of her
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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you sit on the floor in front of the couch with your arms on the cushions like you’re about to do something stupid then you climb on your wife like a dog and use the couch to push you up she just sighs and lets you do it
I was mad doggin it off the couch while my wife was trying to eat cereal
He was mad doggin it off the couch and the couch was like 'I’ve seen enough'
She let me mad doggin it off the couch because she knew I’d just collapse on the floor
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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you put your arms on the couch like you’re about to get up but instead you climb on your wife like a dog and use the couch to help you push she’s not even mad she’s just annoyed you’re doing this again
I was mad doggin it off the couch while my wife was trying to finish her coffee
He was mad doggin it off the couch and the couch was like 'this is getting too much'
She just let me mad doggin it off the couch because she knew I wouldn’t stop
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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