Mad Dog Crazy
When someone is so messed up in the head they think normal things are life-or-death battles. Like arguing with a toaster or claiming the sky is falling.
My friend’s mom started a war with the microwave because it wouldn’t heat her soup properly.
My uncle texted me: 'I just fought a traffic light. It was a fair fight.'
My neighbor thinks the mailman is trying to steal his identity. He’s been following him for weeks.