Mad Dog Crazy

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When someone loses their mind so bad they start yelling in the middle of a grocery store or think a bad haircut is a national emergency. It’s like having a brain made of glitter and rage.

I saw my uncle at the mall screaming about the price of milk. Mad Dog Crazy.

My mom texted me: 'Your dad just stood on the sidewalk and yelled at a cloud.'

My friend’s dog started barking at a vacuum cleaner like it was the end of the world.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re so lost in your own stupidity you think you’re a superhero. Like you’re shouting at the TV and believe it’s talking back to you.

My cousin ran into the street yelling, 'I’m the chosen one!' and got hit by a bus. Classic Mad Dog Crazy.

My neighbor started singing opera at 3 a. m. because he thought he was a rockstar.

My dad tried to fight a vending machine because he thought it was stealing his money.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you act like you’re the only sane person in the room, but everyone else is just trying to survive your nonsense.

My mom’s friend showed up to a family dinner wearing a tutu and a hat made of socks. She said, 'I’m here to change the world.'

My brother texted me: 'My dad just tried to teach the cat how to ride a bike.'

My teacher got fired for yelling at the principal and then doing a dance in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When someone is so messed up in the head they think normal things are life-or-death battles. Like arguing with a toaster or claiming the sky is falling.

My friend’s mom started a war with the microwave because it wouldn’t heat her soup properly.

My uncle texted me: 'I just fought a traffic light. It was a fair fight.'

My neighbor thinks the mailman is trying to steal his identity. He’s been following him for weeks.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re so far gone you think your thoughts are the only ones that matter, and you’re not afraid to yell it out to everyone.

My cousin started a debate with a traffic sign and lost. He’s still mad about it.

My mom called me: 'Your dad just told the mailman he was a fake human.'

My friend’s dog started a band and now he’s arguing with the drummer about the beat.

by Slangipedia 8d ago