Mad Dawged
A man who lifts weights like it's his job, drinks protein shakes like they're water, and hits on every bar skank he sees. He also has a 50% chance of getting whiskey dick.
He flexed at the gym and then took a skank home and had sex like it was a sport.
That guy at the gym is a Mad Dawged. He’s got a protein shake and a plan.
He got whiskey dick after partying all night and now he can’t walk.