Mad Dawged

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When you take one sip of MD 20/20 and instantly turn into a screaming 5-year-old who thinks the sky is on fire.
I took one sip of MD 20/20 and started crying about my lost goldfish.
He drank MD 20/20 and threw a tantrum because his Xbox wouldn’t load.
She took a sip and yelled, 'I hate everyone!' and then fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who lifts weights like it's his job, drinks protein shakes like they're water, and hits on every bar skank he sees. He also has a 50% chance of getting whiskey dick.
He flexed at the gym and then took a skank home and had sex like it was a sport.
That guy at the gym is a Mad Dawged. He’s got a protein shake and a plan.
He got whiskey dick after partying all night and now he can’t walk.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A story so wild people think it's true. Like that time your uncle ate a whole pizza in one bite and then turned into a dragon.
My grandma says she saw a ghost in the freezer, and now it’s a Mad Dawged story.
The guy who got chased by a bear and survived? That’s a Mad Dawged tale.
They say the school bus driver is a ghost, and that's a Mad Dawged legend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who looks like a Greek god. He’s got a six-pack and a smile that could win a beauty pageant. He’s from the South and probably owns a truck and a cat.
That guy at the gym looks like he stepped out of a commercial. He’s a Mad Dawged.
My cousin is a Mad Dawged. He’s got a six-pack and a truck.
He’s got a smile that could make a skank forget her name.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who knows everything about love. He's like the doctor who gives you heart medicine, but for love.
My uncle is the doctor of love. He married three women and they all still love him.
That guy at the bar is a Mad Dawged. He's got the doctor of love title.
He’s the doctor of love and he knows how to make a skank happy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who loves Mustangs more than their own kids. They spend all their money on cars and post about it online like it’s a job.
My dad is a Mad Dawged. He spends all his money on Mustangs and posts about it.
She’s a Mad Dawged. She posted a Mustang picture and got 10 likes.
He’s got a Mustang, a truck, and a life that’s all about cars.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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