Mad Dawg
A guy who looks like he just came out of a gym and has a six-pack that could beat up a pizza. He’s got a life of bros, protein shakes, and random bar skanks.
"I saw the Mad Dawg at the gym. He looked like he could bench press a cow.", @GymBro
"He took a random skank home and forgot about me.", @SkankBro
"He’s got a six-pack and a life of bros.", @ProteinShakeBro