Mad Dawg

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A mythical creature that roams the streets like a beast. People say he’s real but no one has seen him. Probably because he’s too busy being a legend.
"I saw the Mad Dawg at the gas station. He was buying three packs of gum.", @UrbanMythFan
"He’s not real, but I still believe in him.", @UrbanLegendBro
"I ran into the Mad Dawg. He said I was a legend too.", @DawgBeliever
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A man who thinks he’s the king of love. He’s got a degree in heartbreak and a tattoo of a rose on his bicep. He’s the reason your ex is crying in the bathroom.
"The Mad Dawg just proposed to his third girlfriend.", @LoveDoctorFan
"He’s the doctor of love, but I think he’s more of a heartbreaker.", @LoveSucks
"He’s got a rose on his arm and a broken heart in his pocket.", @LoveDoctorBro
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A guy who looks like he just came out of a gym and has a six-pack that could beat up a pizza. He’s got a life of bros, protein shakes, and random bar skanks.
"I saw the Mad Dawg at the gym. He looked like he could bench press a cow.", @GymBro
"He took a random skank home and forgot about me.", @SkankBro
"He’s got a six-pack and a life of bros.", @ProteinShakeBro
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When you take one sip of MD 20/20 and suddenly you’re five years old again, screaming about dinosaurs and candy bars.
"I took one sip and I was five again. I cried about dinosaurs.", @MD2020Bro
"MD 20/20 turned me into a kid again.", @DrinkBro
"I forgot how to read and started screaming about candy bars.", @DinoBro
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