mad car disease
A disease that makes you think about cars more than food, sleep, or your own sanity, especially if your car is a piece of garbage and you’re always bashing others’ cars.
'I’d rather eat a whole pizza than sit in your stinky car for another minute.'
'You're so obsessed with cars, you're like a dog chasing a bus.'
DM: 'Your car is the worst. I saw a Rolls Royce today and it felt like a vacation.'