mad car disease

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A curse where you can't stop talking about cars even though your own stinks and you're jealous of everyone else's.

'That car is ugly as a burnt potato! Why do you even drive it?'

'I’d rather be stuck in traffic with a Ferrari than ride with you and your rusted death trap.'

DM: 'You're gonna regret buying that POS. I saw a Lamborghini today and it was like heaven.'

When you're so obsessed with cars you forget to live your life and just stare at other people's shiny wheels like they're your new best friend.

'I’d rather die in a crash with a Bugatti than live with you and your Toyota.'

'I saw a Tesla and it was better than your last relationship.'

Text: 'If I had a car like yours, I’d be rich and happy. You’re just sad and broke.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A disease that makes you think about cars more than food, sleep, or your own sanity, especially if your car is a piece of garbage and you’re always bashing others’ cars.

'I’d rather eat a whole pizza than sit in your stinky car for another minute.'

'You're so obsessed with cars, you're like a dog chasing a bus.'

DM: 'Your car is the worst. I saw a Rolls Royce today and it felt like a vacation.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A sickness where you can't stop bragging about cars even though your own is falling apart and you're mad at everyone else for having better ones.

'I bet your car would crash if you hit a pothole.'

'You're so mad at my car, you're like a toddler who lost their toy.'

Text: 'Your car is a disaster. I saw a Porsche and it was like watching a movie.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When you’re so obsessed with cars you think about them more than your job, your friends, or your own brain, especially if your car is a death trap and you’re always comparing it to everyone else’s.

'Your car is worse than my ex.'

'I’d rather be stuck in traffic with a Ferrari than ride with you and your death trap.'

DM: 'Your car is like a prison. I saw a Lotus and it was like a vacation.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When you're so obsessed with cars you think about them more than your own life, your sanity, or your brain, especially if your car is a piece of garbage and you're always bashing other people's cars.

'Your car is worse than a broken toaster.'

'I'd rather be in a crash with a Lamborghini than ride with you and your garbage car.'

Text: 'Your car is the worst. I saw a McLaren and it was like heaven.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago