Mad calm - You’re so cool you could probably survive a nuclear bomb and

You’re so cool you could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.

My cousin got into a huge argument and just said, 'You know what? I’m going to take a walk. And maybe eat a burger.'

He got called out in front of the whole class and just said, 'Whatever. I was thinking about my lunch anyway.'

She saw her crush ignore her and just said, 'Okay, cool. I’ll just go eat ice cream.' No tears. No screams. Just ice cream.