Mad calm

My buddy got into a fight and just stood there like nothing happened. I asked him if he was okay and he said, 'I was just thinking about pizza.'

She got yelled at by her boss and just smiled. I swear she was plotting revenge while eating a donut.

He saw his dog run away and just shrugged. I thought he was gonna cry, but he said, 'He'll come back. Probably with a friend.'

My friend got a flat tire and just sat there like it was a regular day. I asked if he needed help and he said, 'Nah, I'm just here to watch the grass grow.'

She was stuck in traffic and just took a nap. I thought the car was gonna drive itself.

He got dumped and just said, 'Okay, new plan: pizza and video games.' No drama. Just a snack.

My cousin got into a huge argument and just said, 'You know what? I’m going to take a walk. And maybe eat a burger.'

He got called out in front of the whole class and just said, 'Whatever. I was thinking about my lunch anyway.'

She saw her crush ignore her and just said, 'Okay, cool. I’ll just go eat ice cream.' No tears. No screams. Just ice cream.