Mad cabbage
Mad cabbage is when you have so much cash it looks like a pile of green goop. You’re rich and it smells like money and regret.
She had mad cabbage in her purse. It could buy a house and a donkey.
He dropped mad cabbage on the floor. It made a sound like a bag of cats.
I saw mad cabbage in the mall. It was shining like a rich man’s dream.