Mad cabbage

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Mad cabbage is when you call weed, blunts, or pot. It’s like calling your mom a flaming bag of donkeys.

My cousin said he was going to smoke mad cabbage until he turned into a dragon.

I told my teacher I was going to eat mad cabbage for breakfast.

He said he had mad cabbage in his pants. I believe him.

Mad cabbage is when you have so much cash it looks like a pile of green goop. You’re rich and it smells like money and regret.

She had mad cabbage in her purse. It could buy a house and a donkey.

He dropped mad cabbage on the floor. It made a sound like a bag of cats.

I saw mad cabbage in the mall. It was shining like a rich man’s dream.