Mad Business
When your business is so crazy it feels like you're in a horror movie and the main character is you.
My mom called me during my date. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd lose my crush.
My teacher assigned extra homework. That was mad business. I had to do it or I'd get a D.
My friend started crying in the middle of a game. That was mad business. I had to comfort her or I'd be sad too.