Mad Business

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When your business is so urgent it feels like your mom just walked in with a pizza and a warrant.

My boss called me at 2 AM. It was mad business. I had to answer it or I'd die.

The IRS showed up at my door. That was mad business. I had to pay or they'd take my dog.

My ex texted me during a Zoom meeting. That was mad business. I had to ignore it or I'd cry.

When your business is so important it could make a priest swear and a nun blush.

My dad called me during church. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd get in trouble.

My dog peed on the neighbor's lawn. That was mad business. I had to apologize or I'd be evicted.

My phone died during a test. That was mad business. I had to write it down or I'd fail.

When your business is so crazy it feels like you're in a horror movie and the main character is you.

My mom called me during my date. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd lose my crush.

My teacher assigned extra homework. That was mad business. I had to do it or I'd get a D.

My friend started crying in the middle of a game. That was mad business. I had to comfort her or I'd be sad too.

When your business is so intense it could make a dragon lose its temper and a wizard forget his spells.

My boss called me during my lunch break. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd get fired.

My dog ate my homework. That was mad business. I had to redo it or I'd fail.

My phone rang during my nap. That was mad business. I had to answer it or I'd be groggy.

When your business is so urgent it could make a fire alarm yell and a clock tick in agony.

My mom called me during my game. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd lose.

My teacher called me during my break. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd get in trouble.

My friend called me during my movie. It was mad business. I had to answer or I'd miss the ending.