My ex is a Mad Ass-Hatter. She called me at 2 a. m. to say my hat was 'too loud' and that my shoes were 'judging her.'

My boss called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because I laughed at his terrible joke and then took a nap during a meeting.

My dog is a Mad Ass-Hatter. He howls at the vacuum and then tries to eat the cat.