Mad Ass-Hatter

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A Mad Ass-Hatter is someone so crazy and rude they make your brain want to explode. They're like a tornado in a sock factory.

My ex texted me 'I saw your dog and it looked at me like I was a bad egg.' I replied 'You're a Mad Ass-Hatter.'

My boss called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because he spilled coffee on my keyboard and blamed me.

My friend's pet parrot is a Mad Ass-Hatter. It cusses at the mailman and throws peanuts at my sister.

A Mad Ass-Hatter is the kind of person who thinks they're a superhero but they're just really bad at it. They cause chaos for no reason.

My neighbor is a Mad Ass-Hatter. He drives a lawnmower at midnight and sings opera to the cats.

My cousin called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because I ate the last slice of pizza and then lied about it.

My teacher said I was a Mad Ass-Hatter for drawing a mustache on the principal's face with permanent marker.

A Mad Ass-Hatter is someone who takes dumb things way too seriously and also hates your life.

My ex is a Mad Ass-Hatter. She texts me at 3 a. m. about the color of my socks and why they're not matching.

My brother called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because I didn't finish his video game and then laughed at his sad face.

My dog is a Mad Ass-Hatter. He barks at the mailman and then eats my homework.

A Mad Ass-Hatter is a person who acts like they're the king of the world but also has no idea what they're doing.

My mom is a Mad Ass-Hatter. She told the grocery store I was a thief and then cried when I got a coupon.

My friend called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because I tried to build a robot out of Legos and it exploded.

My teacher said I was a Mad Ass-Hatter for arguing with the math problems and then drawing a mustache on the whiteboard.

A Mad Ass-Hatter is a person who has zero chill and also thinks everyone else is a complete idiot.

My ex is a Mad Ass-Hatter. She called me at 2 a. m. to say my hat was 'too loud' and that my shoes were 'judging her.'

My boss called me a Mad Ass-Hatter because I laughed at his terrible joke and then took a nap during a meeting.

My dog is a Mad Ass-Hatter. He howls at the vacuum and then tries to eat the cat.