mad as a wet hen
A wet hen is like a person who just got their hair ruined and then told they have to do push-ups in the rain. They’re so mad, they’ll probably lay eggs on your forehead.
My neighbor was mad as a wet hen when her cat ate her favorite shoes.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my dog’s tail and laid an egg in my soup.
He got dunked in water three times and now he’s got a vendetta against the farmer.