mad as a wet hen

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A wet hen is like a woman who just got her hair done and you poured a whole bucket of water on her head. She’s so angry she’ll probably kick your ass and lay eggs in your shoes.
My aunt got mad as a wet hen when my cousin spilled coffee on her new dress.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my dog’s butt and laid an egg on the lawn.
He got dunked in a lake three times and now he’s mad enough to start a war.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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If you dunk a hen in water and she still won’t stop being a pain in the butt, she’s mad as a wet hen. That means she’s got a lot of sass and a whole lot of eggs to lay.
My mom was mad as a wet hen when I told her I flunked math.
That chicken was so mad, it pecked my brother’s face and laid an egg on his head.
He got dunked three times and now he’s got a grudge against the whole lake.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A wet hen is like a person who just got their hair ruined and then told they have to do push-ups in the rain. They’re so mad, they’ll probably lay eggs on your forehead.
My neighbor was mad as a wet hen when her cat ate her favorite shoes.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my dog’s tail and laid an egg in my soup.
He got dunked in water three times and now he’s got a vendetta against the farmer.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A wet hen is like a kid who just got grounded and then told they have to eat a whole pie for breakfast. They’re so mad, they’ll probably lay eggs in your pants.
My uncle was mad as a wet hen when he found out I stole his TV remote.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my neighbor’s cat and laid an egg in the mailbox.
He got dunked in water three times and now he’s got a grudge against the entire farm.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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If you dunk a hen in water and she still won’t stop being a pain, she’s mad as a wet hen. That means she’s got a lot of anger and a whole lot of eggs to lay.
My sister was mad as a wet hen when I told her I ate her last piece of cake.
That chicken was so mad, it pecked my dog’s nose and laid an egg on the floor.
He got dunked three times and now he’s got a vendetta against the water.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A wet hen is like a person who just got drenched and told they have to do sit-ups in the mud. They’re so mad, they’ll probably lay eggs in your soup.
My dad was mad as a wet hen when I told him I failed his history test.
That chicken was so angry, it pecked my dog’s ear and laid an egg in my cereal.
He got dunked three times and now he’s got a grudge against the farmer and the lake.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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