Mad Ane
When you're so wasted you think you're a superhero and you go on a mission to save the world, or at least your best friend’s dog
I saved a dog from a garbage can and got kicked out of a library. That was a mad ane.
I tried to fly off a rooftop and landed in a puddle. That was a mad ane.
I fought a man in a parking lot over a bag of chips. That was a mad ane.