Mad Ane

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A time when you drink so much you forget your own name and end up doing stuff like robbing a convenience store or trying to flirt with a cop

I woke up in a park wearing a clown suit and a chicken hat. That was a mad ane.

I tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to a fire truck. That was a mad ane.

I stole a pizza and got chased by three dogs. That was a mad ane.

When you take so many pills or hit the bottle so hard you start talking to the ceiling and then you go on a rampage like a madman

I ran into a gas station and told the cashier I was the king of the universe. That was a mad ane.

I tried to wrestle a streetlight and got a ticket. That was a mad ane.

I threw a salad at a barista and then cried. That was a mad ane.

When you're so wasted you think you're a superhero and you go on a mission to save the world, or at least your best friend’s dog

I saved a dog from a garbage can and got kicked out of a library. That was a mad ane.

I tried to fly off a rooftop and landed in a puddle. That was a mad ane.

I fought a man in a parking lot over a bag of chips. That was a mad ane.

A crazy night where you do stuff like throw chairs, yell at the moon, and then pass out in a stranger’s hallway

I threw a chair at a cat and it ran away. That was a mad ane.

I yelled at the moon and it yelled back. That was a mad ane.

I passed out in a hallway and woke up in a stranger’s sock. That was a mad ane.

A time when you're so wasted you think you're a wizard and you start casting spells with your soda and your friend’s face

I turned my friend into a chicken with a soda. That was a mad ane.

I cast a spell on a pizza and it started talking. That was a mad ane.

I tried to summon a dragon and it was just my brother. That was a mad ane.