MacZorsted
When your mom is so tired she could sleep for a week and so mad she could throw a chair. It’s like being hit by a truck and then yelled at by a kangaroo.
My mom said, 'I’m MacZorsted, I did the laundry, the dishes, and I got yelled at by my boss.'
My friend texted me, 'My mom is MacZorsted, she tried to cook and the smoke alarm went off.'
My brother DM’d me, 'I’m MacZorsted, I lost my phone and my dog took my pizza.'