MacZorsted

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What your Scottish mom yells when she’s so tired she wants to punch a wall and cry at the same time. It’s like being exhausted and furious merged into one ugly word.
My mom said, 'I’m MacZorsted, I just ran a marathon and got yelled at by a goat.'
He texted me, 'Dad is MacZorsted, he tried to fix the toilet and it exploded.'
My sister DM’d me, 'I’m MacZorsted, I failed my math test and my dog ate my homework.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your mom is so tired and angry she could punch you and your brother at the same time. It’s like she’s been dragged through a mud pit by a grumpy bear.
Mom said, 'I’m MacZorsted, I walked to the store and back while arguing with the mailman.'
My cousin posted, 'My mom is MacZorsted, she tried to make a cake and it looked like a bomb went off.'
My uncle sent me a message, 'I’m MacZorsted, I tried to watch TV and my dog barked at the screen for an hour.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When your mom is so tired she could sleep for a week and so mad she could throw a chair. It’s like being hit by a truck and then yelled at by a kangaroo.
My mom said, 'I’m MacZorsted, I did the laundry, the dishes, and I got yelled at by my boss.'
My friend texted me, 'My mom is MacZorsted, she tried to cook and the smoke alarm went off.'
My brother DM’d me, 'I’m MacZorsted, I lost my phone and my dog took my pizza.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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