Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
A yearly mess in New York where stupid balloons float above the crowd while loud bands play and clowns try to make you forget how bad the parade smells.
I saw the parade and got stuck behind a giant cow balloon. It was like being trapped with a cow that had a loudspeaker.
My kid cried the whole time because the float looked like it was covered in glitter vomit.
I tried to take a photo of the parade and ended up with a picture of my face and a giant balloon.