Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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A yearly mess in New York where stupid balloons float above the crowd while loud bands play and clowns try to make you forget how bad the parade smells.

I saw the parade and got stuck behind a giant cow balloon. It was like being trapped with a cow that had a loudspeaker.

My kid cried the whole time because the float looked like it was covered in glitter vomit.

I tried to take a photo of the parade and ended up with a picture of my face and a giant balloon.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A giant parade that happens every year in New York. It’s like a circus for grown-ups who still think balloons are cool.

I watched the parade from my couch and still got yelled at by my kid for not taking them to the event.

I brought my dog to the parade, and he got more excited than I did.

I tried to walk through the parade and got stuck behind a giant float that smelled like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A parade that takes place every year in New York. It has big balloons, loud music, and people who think they’re famous because they’re in a band.

I tried to get a good view of the parade and ended up stuck behind a group of people who were singing off-key.

I went to the parade and got stuck in the crowd for two hours. It was like being in a meat grinder.

I watched the parade and got more tired than I did during my morning run.

by Slangipedia 8d ago