MacWizard
A guy who still wears a tuxedo to the grocery store because he thinks Macs are fancy and he's a wizard.
'He bought a bag of apples and a tuxedo. The cashier asked why. He said, 'I'm a Mac wizard.'
'He tried to explain the internet to his dog. The dog didn't understand. He said, 'I'm a Mac wizard.'
'He wore a tuxedo to the Mac store. The clerk said, 'You're not a wizard. You're a fool.'