MacWizard

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A crusty old Mac user who thinks Windows is a joke and still uses floppy disks like they're going out of style.

'I don't need a new computer. My Mac from 1998 still works, and it doesn't laugh at me.'

'He tried to install a modern app on his Mac. It crashed. He cried.'

'He got into a fight at the coffee shop because the barista said 'Mac' instead of 'MacBook Pro.'

A guy who still wears a tuxedo to the grocery store because he thinks Macs are fancy and he's a wizard.

'He bought a bag of apples and a tuxedo. The cashier asked why. He said, 'I'm a Mac wizard.'

'He tried to explain the internet to his dog. The dog didn't understand. He said, 'I'm a Mac wizard.'

'He wore a tuxedo to the Mac store. The clerk said, 'You're not a wizard. You're a fool.'

A guy who thinks he can fix anything with a Mac and a magic wand. He's wrong, but he doesn't care.

'He tried to fix the internet with a magic wand. It didn't work. He said, 'I'm still a wizard.'

'He told the barista, 'I can fix your coffee with a Mac.' The barista said, 'You can't.' He said, 'I am a wizard.'

'He tried to fix his computer with a magic wand. It exploded. He said, 'I'm a wizard. Exploding is part of the job.'