macwanker
When a Mac user starts a long, annoying rant about how their Mac is perfect and everything else is trash. It’s like watching a kid who got a gold star and won’t stop telling everyone about it.
At lunch, my friend’s Macwanker cousin went on for 20 minutes about how his Mac is the best, even though it's been crashing every day.
My mom’s friend got a new Mac and now she won’t stop talking about how it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
My teacher’s Macwanker student started a 10-minute rant about how Windows is dead and only lives because of Microsoft.