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A smug Mac user who thinks they're the king of the tech world. They brag about their Mac like it's the only thing that's ever worked right, and they probably still use a warranty that costs more than a used car.
Hey look, a Macwanker in a coffee shop talking about how his Mac is the best ever, even though it crashed last week.
My cousin bought a Mac just so he could look cool and complain about Windows for three hours straight.
This guy paid $200 for a warranty because he thought his Mac was going to die from a lack of praise.