macvin
A Macvin is a guy who has the brain of a genius and the heart of a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store.
My dad is a Macvin. He cried when my mom said he had ‘bad breath.’
My crush is a Macvin. He broke up with his ex because she didn’t text him back fast enough.
My dog is a Macvin. He howled at the moon like it owed him money.