macvin

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A Macvin is a guy who has a brain the size of a melon and a heart made of concrete. Girls chase him like he’s the last slice of pizza.

My cousin is a Macvin. He passed out during a math test and still got a date from his teacher.

I saw a Macvin at the mall. He cried when the ice cream machine broke.

My neighbor’s dog is a Macvin. He stares at me like I owe him money.

A Macvin is a man who can handle drama like it’s a Sunday night and can charm a girl with a smile and a swear word.

My brother is a Macvin. He told his crush he had a 'fart in his pants' and she still said yes.

My friend is a Macvin. He got into a fight with a donut and won.

My teacher is a Macvin. She failed me for no reason and then gave me extra credit.

A Macvin is a guy who has the brain of a genius and the heart of a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store.

My dad is a Macvin. He cried when my mom said he had ‘bad breath.’

My crush is a Macvin. He broke up with his ex because she didn’t text him back fast enough.

My dog is a Macvin. He howled at the moon like it owed him money.

A Macvin is a guy who can cry over a broken pencil and still make a girl smile with a single swear word.

My friend is a Macvin. He cried when his video game got deleted and then asked my sister out.

My brother is a Macvin. He told my mom he had a ‘fart in his brain’ and she believed him.

My neighbor is a Macvin. He yelled at a squirrel and got a cookie from the bakery.

A Macvin is a guy who can take a punch like it’s a normal day and make a girl swoon with a single sentence.

My uncle is a Macvin. He got into a fight with a chicken and still asked my aunt out.

My crush is a Macvin. He cried during a movie and then asked me to be his girlfriend.

My dog is a Macvin. He barked at a car and got a treat from the mailman.

A Macvin is a guy who has the brain of a robot and the heart of a puppy who just got adopted.

My brother is a Macvin. He cried when his phone died and then asked my sister out.

My friend is a Macvin. He told his crush he had a ‘fart in his soul’ and she believed him.

My dad is a Macvin. He yelled at a vacuum cleaner and got a cookie from the store.